Tell them you’re vegetarian and they won’t have any beef with you.
One barbecue is all you’d get.
I suspect an ulterior motive on the neighbor’s part.
They should hold their own BBQ. Delicious barbequed long pig.
That’s an udderly solid plan—they should definitely steer clear.
No reason to get saucy.
Perhaps bring them a house gift – the Twilight Zone book: “To Serve Man”.
Reminds me of the Far Side cartoon where the cattle are standing around the barbecue kettle as one of them is flipping burgers and one of the others screams, “YOU’RE SICK, JESSY! SICK! SICK!”
PICTO over 9 years ago
Tell them you’re vegetarian and they won’t have any beef with you.
cdward over 9 years ago
One barbecue is all you’d get.
Diat60 over 9 years ago
I suspect an ulterior motive on the neighbor’s part.
Cerabooge over 9 years ago
They should hold their own BBQ. Delicious barbequed long pig.
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
That’s an udderly solid plan—they should definitely steer clear.
Hardhar over 9 years ago
No reason to get saucy.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
Perhaps bring them a house gift – the Twilight Zone book: “To Serve Man”.
K M over 9 years ago
Reminds me of the Far Side cartoon where the cattle are standing around the barbecue kettle as one of them is flipping burgers and one of the others screams, “YOU’RE SICK, JESSY! SICK! SICK!”