Why is everyone so suspicious about Thor’s axes? If you can accept the anachronisms of dinosaurs coexisting with humans, then why would you quibble about a metal axe?
@Sheik: Who says I’m suspicious? :) Hyper-literalness here is for the apterxes. On the contrary, I appreciate the wild juxtaposition of anachronisms here.
(Whew. Too many big words before my morning CocoMocha.)
LuvH8, are you suggesting he’s an axe murderer because he keeps smashinig axe heads against tree stumps? Perhaps he’s just stunning them and not actually murdering them.
(tongue planted firmly in cheek, just so’s ya know)
The preferred tool for splitting is something with a fairly large included angle, like a splitting maul or a wedge and hammer. In difficult-to-split wood the narrow included angle of an ax makes it more likely to become stuck; if the ax is really sharp, it’ll get stuck deeper. Sometimes an ax is very difficlut to remove.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
Apropos to a comment yesterday: those certainly look like metal axes to *me*.
Thor should be seeing his supplier, Tubal-cain, about those axes… :))
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Advertising is the key!
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Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
How many axes does that man have anyway?
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Good morning Big Sister & Fellow B.C. comic readers. :-)
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Quite a collection of axes and firewood. I hope they’re fine quality.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Why is everyone so suspicious about Thor’s axes? If you can accept the anachronisms of dinosaurs coexisting with humans, then why would you quibble about a metal axe?
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Or the words written in modern English on a rock……
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Or clothes worn for modesty, not warmth.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Or floating stone tablets Or Or
Cartoon Physics.
Dkram over 14 years ago
Don’t question, it’s a cartoon.
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pamlicorat over 14 years ago
Good Morning All!
With a name like Thor, you would expect him to be strong enough to remove an axe.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
A Hearty Good Hump to ALL!!! :D
Mukyou over 14 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY2XuiIpKdw
Rakkav over 14 years ago
@Sheik: Who says I’m suspicious? :) Hyper-literalness here is for the apterxes. On the contrary, I appreciate the wild juxtaposition of anachronisms here.
(Whew. Too many big words before my morning CocoMocha.)
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Sheik Yerbouti ~ being the paranoid type I am suspicous that he might have that many axes because he is an axe murderer.
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GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
This looks like a job for Grog.
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Trainwreck_1 over 14 years ago
His marketing campaign is all wrong… The sign should read “Potato Mashers” for sale.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
So this is why Thor went to the hammer?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I used to get hammered after a hard day of chopping wood, too. Would have gotten me axed at my job, though.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Axes by RONCO!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
BIG AXE by MARX. (Wheeler dealer.)
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
This is a job for Arthur as soon as he gets through with that sword.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
The axes of necessity and invention seem to have met at Thor’s rock.
MisngNOLA over 14 years ago
LuvH8, are you suggesting he’s an axe murderer because he keeps smashinig axe heads against tree stumps? Perhaps he’s just stunning them and not actually murdering them.
(tongue planted firmly in cheek, just so’s ya know)
Tsali-Queyi over 14 years ago
LuvH8, does having nearly 50 guns in my collection make me a murderer, too? By the way, some volcanic stones do float.
ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago
The preferred tool for splitting is something with a fairly large included angle, like a splitting maul or a wedge and hammer. In difficult-to-split wood the narrow included angle of an ax makes it more likely to become stuck; if the ax is really sharp, it’ll get stuck deeper. Sometimes an ax is very difficlut to remove.
Oh, wait! That’s the joke. Sorry!
lin4869 over 14 years ago
Mukyou, loved the Red Green clip–LOL.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
He can hit the ax heads with a big hammer and get both a freed ax and split wood.
Sorry to bring in real physics.
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
Tsali Queyi ~ Scared Now!
atomite over 14 years ago
Two for 1 sale — Buy a chunk of wood and get axe for free (used only once)
TN-REDD over 14 years ago
brand new to this site ,I’m a thinking I’m a gonna like it