B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 26, 2010

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    Apropos to a comment yesterday: those certainly look like metal axes to *me*.

    Thor should be seeing his supplier, Tubal-cain, about those axes… :))

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    COWBOY7  over 14 years ago

    Advertising is the key!

    Good Morning, LuvH8, Grog, Ladywolf, Dogsniff & Everyone.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 14 years ago

    How many axes does that man have anyway?

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Good morning Big Sister & Fellow B.C. comic readers. :-)

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    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Quite a collection of axes and firewood. I hope they’re fine quality.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Why is everyone so suspicious about Thor’s axes? If you can accept the anachronisms of dinosaurs coexisting with humans, then why would you quibble about a metal axe?

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    WoodEye  over 14 years ago

    Or the words written in modern English on a rock……

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Or clothes worn for modesty, not warmth.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Or floating stone tablets Or Or

    Cartoon Physics.

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    Dkram  over 14 years ago

    Don’t question, it’s a cartoon.

    \\//_

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    pamlicorat  over 14 years ago

    Good Morning All!

    With a name like Thor, you would expect him to be strong enough to remove an axe.

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    DolphinGirl78  over 14 years ago

    A Hearty Good Hump to ALL!!! :D

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    Mukyou  over 14 years ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY2XuiIpKdw

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    @Sheik: Who says I’m suspicious? :) Hyper-literalness here is for the apterxes. On the contrary, I appreciate the wild juxtaposition of anachronisms here.

    (Whew. Too many big words before my morning CocoMocha.)

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Sheik Yerbouti ~ being the paranoid type I am suspicous that he might have that many axes because he is an axe murderer.

    Good Morning Little Sister, Lonewolf, Grog, Dogsniff & All

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    This looks like a job for Grog.

    Good Morning, Dogsniff, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf♠ & LuvH8!

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    His marketing campaign is all wrong… The sign should read “Potato Mashers” for sale.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    So this is why Thor went to the hammer?

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    I used to get hammered after a hard day of chopping wood, too. Would have gotten me axed at my job, though.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Axes by RONCO!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    BIG AXE by MARX. (Wheeler dealer.)

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    gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago

    This is a job for Arthur as soon as he gets through with that sword.

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    mrsullenbeauty  over 14 years ago

    The axes of necessity and invention seem to have met at Thor’s rock.

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    MisngNOLA  over 14 years ago

    LuvH8, are you suggesting he’s an axe murderer because he keeps smashinig axe heads against tree stumps? Perhaps he’s just stunning them and not actually murdering them.

    (tongue planted firmly in cheek, just so’s ya know)

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    Tsali-Queyi  over 14 years ago

    LuvH8, does having nearly 50 guns in my collection make me a murderer, too? By the way, some volcanic stones do float.

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    ottod Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The preferred tool for splitting is something with a fairly large included angle, like a splitting maul or a wedge and hammer. In difficult-to-split wood the narrow included angle of an ax makes it more likely to become stuck; if the ax is really sharp, it’ll get stuck deeper. Sometimes an ax is very difficlut to remove.

    Oh, wait! That’s the joke. Sorry!

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    lin4869  over 14 years ago

    Mukyou, loved the Red Green clip–LOL.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    He can hit the ax heads with a big hammer and get both a freed ax and split wood.

    Sorry to bring in real physics.

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    Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Tsali Queyi ~ Scared Now!

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    atomite  over 14 years ago

    Two for 1 sale — Buy a chunk of wood and get axe for free (used only once)

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    TN-REDD  over 14 years ago

    brand new to this site ,I’m a thinking I’m a gonna like it

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