Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 23, 2015
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Transcript:
Woman: How many times do you plan on just walking past that cat urp stain on the carpet? Man: Per day, or are you looking for a more long range estimate?
Ron White:“I call my wife. She tells me my dog, Sluggo, just took a dump on the new carpet. I’m like, ‘Shoot him.’ She goes, ’That’s just like you, Ron. I have a genuine problem, and you’re being sarcastic.’ ‘Alright, honey, I’m sorry. Put the dog on the phone. I’ll talk to him.’”
Toonerific over 9 years ago
Until you make it go away.
J Short over 9 years ago
The cat’s name is Wyatt.
J Short over 9 years ago
If it’s your cat, it’s your urp
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
Nature’s Miracle.
Already Fuzzy over 9 years ago
If it bothered me enough I would clean it. If you bother me enough, I will clean and be mad about it.
She Mc over 9 years ago
Urp doesn’t seem to bother husbands!
bjy1293 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I haven’t heard throwup referred to as urp since I was a kid. My mom always called it urp.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Ron White:“I call my wife. She tells me my dog, Sluggo, just took a dump on the new carpet. I’m like, ‘Shoot him.’ She goes, ’That’s just like you, Ron. I have a genuine problem, and you’re being sarcastic.’ ‘Alright, honey, I’m sorry. Put the dog on the phone. I’ll talk to him.’”