In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for May 29, 2010

The chances of getting the call right is just as good of him getting the call right from that position.

I know, I’m outa here for arguing balls & strikes.

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The next scene shows the ump getting beaned by a pitch.

I hate video replay. I love umps! Can’t scream and swear at a video screen. Can’t threaten a video with bodily harm.

Actually improved his calls.

Umpire Joe West, Chicago White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen and pitcher Mark Buehrle were fined by Major League Baseball on Friday because of their balk dispute.

Must be Joe West…

it’s RAAAAAAAAAAAAACE WEEKend!

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Ump and Catcher: Back to back they faced each other…is that from the Zombie Jamboree?

Race weekend indeed. The 500 Parade may be visible from the falcon-cam perch camera if the fledglings keep out of the way.

And the bets are on as to whether Jr. Or Danica will ever win a race again, hawks.

Bike - I always heard that as part of the “One dark day, in the middle of the night…” poem.

One dark day in the middle of the night; Two dead boys came out to fight back to back they faced each other pulled out their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard this noise and came out and shot the two dead boys.

If you doubt this story’s true, ask the blind man he saw it too!