Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 20, 2015

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    lilmnm  over 9 years ago

    I don’t get the joke. Is he offered a blindfold because his ex wife is no longer attractive?

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    charliefarmrhere  over 9 years ago

    Supposedly at a firing squad execution, the person to be shot was offered a last cigarette, & also the option of being blindfolded, so he didn’t have to see those shooting him.

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    Superfrog  over 9 years ago

    I guess you had to dig your own grave.

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    phylum  over 9 years ago

    just slightly better than going through a divorce….

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    vanoss  over 9 years ago

    What happened to his fifth wife’s old lawyer?

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    J Short  over 9 years ago

    That’s better than the last one who had a gun in his hand and a nylon stocking over his head.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    My first ex was a lawyer ! No more need be said !!

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    Squirrelchaser  over 9 years ago

    Shoe gets no sympathy from me. If he didn’t learn after the first four wives, he deserves everything he gets.

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    neverenoughgold  over 9 years ago

    What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

    You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline…

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    boldyuma  over 9 years ago

    “He was cordial?”..Never mind the aperitif before dinner lawyer,give me a Wild Turkey over ice.."

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