I don’t get the joke. Is he offered a blindfold because his ex wife is no longer attractive?
Supposedly at a firing squad execution, the person to be shot was offered a last cigarette, & also the option of being blindfolded, so he didn’t have to see those shooting him.
I guess you had to dig your own grave.
just slightly better than going through a divorce….
What happened to his fifth wife’s old lawyer?
That’s better than the last one who had a gun in his hand and a nylon stocking over his head.
My first ex was a lawyer ! No more need be said !!
Shoe gets no sympathy from me. If he didn’t learn after the first four wives, he deserves everything he gets.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline…
“He was cordial?”..Never mind the aperitif before dinner lawyer,give me a Wild Turkey over ice.."
Rick McKee
lilmnm over 9 years ago
I don’t get the joke. Is he offered a blindfold because his ex wife is no longer attractive?
charliefarmrhere over 9 years ago
Supposedly at a firing squad execution, the person to be shot was offered a last cigarette, & also the option of being blindfolded, so he didn’t have to see those shooting him.
Superfrog over 9 years ago
I guess you had to dig your own grave.
phylum over 9 years ago
just slightly better than going through a divorce….
vanoss over 9 years ago
What happened to his fifth wife’s old lawyer?
J Short over 9 years ago
That’s better than the last one who had a gun in his hand and a nylon stocking over his head.
Linguist over 9 years ago
My first ex was a lawyer ! No more need be said !!
Squirrelchaser over 9 years ago
Shoe gets no sympathy from me. If he didn’t learn after the first four wives, he deserves everything he gets.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline…
boldyuma over 9 years ago
“He was cordial?”..Never mind the aperitif before dinner lawyer,give me a Wild Turkey over ice.."