Consider Franklin Graham and his 128 Million buck fund that he puts in a BANK. He should invest it and use the proceeds to do Christian stuff like help he poor not the RICH!
Getting rid of a pastor/minister/priest is defrocking, not excommunication. Excommunication means declaring that the offender may no longer receive communion.
LeoAutodidact over 9 years ago
Ah, fleecing the flock! Another great American Religious tradition.
(What part of “ETERNAL” and “HELLFIRE” do they fail to comprehend?)
Linguist over 9 years ago
It’s truly a case of robbing St. Peter to pay St. Paul.
edgyver over 9 years ago
A Cool Hand Luke reference! Neat!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
Consider Franklin Graham and his 128 Million buck fund that he puts in a BANK. He should invest it and use the proceeds to do Christian stuff like help he poor not the RICH!
rugeirn over 9 years ago
Getting rid of a pastor/minister/priest is defrocking, not excommunication. Excommunication means declaring that the offender may no longer receive communion.
rugeirn over 9 years ago
Besides, doesn’t all good shepherds shear the flock eventually? It would be bad for the sheep if they didn’t.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago
Wow. Wait until they notice that the choir is down by three boys. Well, maybe they were orphans, and it will all balance out.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
From The Hunt For Red October:
I’m a politician, Mr Ryan. If I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops!
JohnHarry Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ah Devious Deacons and Tricky Trustees. Always restores your faith in god.