Sounds like King of the Hill, although everyone’s favorite Texan was a lot more blunt than Elly:Hank Hill forces his son to wake up by opening the Venetian blinds and letting the sun inBobby: Ugh Dad, I am beat. I did not get to bed until 3 this morning. I was watching the Taxi marathon on Nick at Night. Bobby{impersonating Latka}: Dank you veddy much.Bobby turns over but Hank yanks covers offHank: Bobby, in this house you do not get to snooze through your summer vacations and stay up all night watching what were probably reruns like some shut-in! I made a list of chores for you to do, and I made sure to alternate between heavy and light duties.Bobby reads listBobby: Weed pulling is not light duty!Hank: It is now, thanks to the new weeder I just bought! Actually, I would not mind trying that out first. Oh, and I was looking forward to painting the garage this weekend, so skip that one…Hey! I am not giving you my favorite things to do! You are getting a job!Bobby: OK, though I am not that employable. No marketable skills, bad attitude, my education is the seventh grade. But, we can try.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Make up your mind, El.
crazyliberal over 9 years ago
Let the kid sleep. It’s summer vacation. Soon enough it will be time for school.
starfighter441 over 9 years ago
Honey Zaps 100% Nutrition Free… LOL
USN1977 over 9 years ago
Sounds like King of the Hill, although everyone’s favorite Texan was a lot more blunt than Elly:Hank Hill forces his son to wake up by opening the Venetian blinds and letting the sun inBobby: Ugh Dad, I am beat. I did not get to bed until 3 this morning. I was watching the Taxi marathon on Nick at Night. Bobby{impersonating Latka}: Dank you veddy much.Bobby turns over but Hank yanks covers offHank: Bobby, in this house you do not get to snooze through your summer vacations and stay up all night watching what were probably reruns like some shut-in! I made a list of chores for you to do, and I made sure to alternate between heavy and light duties.Bobby reads listBobby: Weed pulling is not light duty!Hank: It is now, thanks to the new weeder I just bought! Actually, I would not mind trying that out first. Oh, and I was looking forward to painting the garage this weekend, so skip that one…Hey! I am not giving you my favorite things to do! You are getting a job!Bobby: OK, though I am not that employable. No marketable skills, bad attitude, my education is the seventh grade. But, we can try.
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Yeah, the summer heat will get to you, inside or out.The irony will get you, too.
TheDadSnorlax Premium Member over 9 years ago
Love the 100% nutrition free Cereal!
Jim Kerner over 9 years ago
Well, give him prune juice, then he’ll have the old get up and go.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
@USN1977“Dang it, Bobby!”
I miss “King of the Hill”. Thanks for the smile.
@Dadsnorlax3I didn’t notice that detail on the cereal. Good one, and thanks for pointing it out.
TINA ! about 5 years ago
Hypocrisy! Oh the hypocrisy! Lol XD XD!
Carito over 1 year ago
Never understood brushing your teeth BEFORE eating breakfast. Seems to defeat the purpose.