Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 28, 2015
July 27, 2015
July 29, 2015
Transcript:
June: Ralph, I'm going on a fun little getaway with my girlfriends! We rented a place at the beach. We're going to take walks, do some sightseeing and relax! Don't give me that sad face! I'll only be gone for a few days! Ralph: Apparently, my "sad" face is similar to my "oh boy, I can have ice cream for breakfast" face!
WDemBlk Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wonder if he’s allowed to go away to the beach-or any place- with a few of his guy friends (does he have any?) to have fun.
e.groves over 9 years ago
I wish my wife would do that.
comixbomix over 9 years ago
The disturbing part is, she doesn’t even tell him until she’s walking out the door, bag in hand!
Retired Dude over 9 years ago
My wife told me this past weekend that she’s going away this September on an antiquing trip with my cousin. Since she didn’t mention me I’m assuming I’m getting a reprieve.
At least I hope I am.
locake over 9 years ago
She going to trust him to take care of the pets (and kids)?I hope she wrote everything down.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 9 years ago
So now we’ll see the 1940s-1960s depiction of the inept man dealing with a house without a woman. Can’t cook a meal, wash dishes, or even care for the children without a FEMA-level disaster.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago
Maybe her girlfriends all wear aprons, pearls, and bows in their hair,,,,,,scary.