FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 30, 2010

Nothing like a father who thought his kid was hit by a REAL car while he was away on business to show you overprotective love.

No one would photograph my back after my last bike wreck. Never have seen what the scar looks like. Was told I didn’t want to see it, but I think they were to squeamish to shoot it.

Yukoneric–get a mirror you can hold in your hand, stand with your back to another mirror, and look at the reflection of your back in the one you’re holding. It’s how girls see what the back of their hair looks like.

And what exactly would Roger have done HAD he been home? Nothing, so see, no need to be concerned.