Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 25, 2010
May 24, 2010
May 26, 2010
Transcript:
scrappy lad: hey, cap! check it out! captain: what's that now? scrappy lad: It's a shrink ray!! captain: oh, this is a not a good idea...scrappy lad: why not? I can use it to shrink bad guys and bombs and-- zzzaapp! scrappy lad: oops. captain: I know you're not technically a villain, but sometimes I wonder...
invisifan over 14 years ago
So now the outside of his head matches the inside …
ksoskins over 14 years ago
I foresee a bidding war between Weight Watchers and Jenny Craig.
zero over 14 years ago
Irresponsible use of advanced technology can often be evil.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Will that work on my ego?
puddleglum1066 over 14 years ago
Worst thing is, there’s probably a warning on the bottom of the gun: “Intentional misuse, such as pointing this thing at Captain Victorious’s head and pulling the trigger, may be harmful or fatal.” (‘Tis true–ever look at the gummint-mandated safety warning on a can of spray paint? It tells you that “huffing” the contents to get a cheap high may kill you, but also includes a detailed description of exactly how to do it!)
ccmills over 14 years ago
Did Cap ask for a little head?
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I suspect this will be his next excuse for a disappointed date: “I was hit with a shrink ray in cold water.”
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Scrappy has good intentions.