Lord, get me out of this one and I promise never to doubt LONEWOLF, CARMY, or LUVH8 again. I’ll give up smoking, drinking, women, and network TV. I’ll never swear, jaywalk, or return a library book late again. Please Lord, just make the faces go away.
You have reached the offices of Dr. Nutcase. We will be closed until Monday morning. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep.
The late LEWREADER* passed away this morning of an overdose of DOC’s *NUC COFFEE*. Sources close to the deceased said although he was always a raving lunatic, this morning he went stark raving mad screaming something about “The Faces. The Faces.He will be cremated as he wishes his ashes mingled with those of the grate. Doughnuts in lieu of flowers will be gladly consumed.
I am offended that again The Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains drew the corn at the top of the stalks. It grows about 1/2 way to 3/4 of the way up the stalks.
Um…….. do you ever get the feeling that they are watching you?
Lewreader - I don’t think you’re the only one to have overdone the Nuclear Coffee here.
From the looks of that cornfield I would say someone has been using my leftover grounds for fertilizer.
Is that grounds for a lawsuit?
I’m ignoring the faces until they go away.
I think someone needs to do some serious crop circles here.
I’m offended that the crow is growing corn. I don’t know why, I just am.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
I see an alien face in the corn rows along with many more faces! These were too easy.
Good Saturday Morning Thom & everyone!
Jml58 over 14 years ago
Just until Dorothy comes by.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Lord, get me out of this one and I promise never to doubt LONEWOLF, CARMY, or LUVH8 again. I’ll give up smoking, drinking, women, and network TV. I’ll never swear, jaywalk, or return a library book late again. Please Lord, just make the faces go away.
You have reached the offices of Dr. Nutcase. We will be closed until Monday morning. Please leave your message at the sound of the beep.
The late LEWREADER* passed away this morning of an overdose of DOC’s *NUC COFFEE*. Sources close to the deceased said although he was always a raving lunatic, this morning he went stark raving mad screaming something about “The Faces. The Faces.He will be cremated as he wishes his ashes mingled with those of the grate. Doughnuts in lieu of flowers will be gladly consumed.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh, no! I see them, too! Lewreader, does your Doctor have group rates?
captainedd over 14 years ago
Aliens disguised as corn stalks! Now, we know why they always land in cornfields!
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Same old song and dance to get a job, Scarecrow? I thought you had more brains than that.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Doc, Forget the Rodent Revolution, we now have the “Face Fascination”!
Ooops! Premium Member over 14 years ago
I am offended that again The Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains drew the corn at the top of the stalks. It grows about 1/2 way to 3/4 of the way up the stalks.
Um…….. do you ever get the feeling that they are watching you?
bmonk over 14 years ago
Doctor Toon said, about 9 waste sites ago
Lewreader - I don’t think you’re the only one to have overdone the Nuclear Coffee here. From the looks of that cornfield I would say someone has been using my leftover grounds for fertilizer.
Is that grounds for a lawsuit?
I’m ignoring the faces until they go away.
I think someone needs to do some serious crop circles here.
I’m offended that the crow is growing corn. I don’t know why, I just am.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
The scarecrow really does need a brain.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
If you reply, “No, I want to scare other crows away so the corn can be all yours,” you just might land that job, Mr. Strawhead.
Look at all those faces. In. Cre. Di. Ble. “Children of the Corn, Revisited”.