Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for June 02, 2010
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Saleswoman: This year we have a swimsuit for every different body type! There's a suit for your pre-breakfast body... ...And one for your post-breakfast body! One for your post-mid-morning snack body... Post-lunch body... Post-frappuccino body... Post-mid-afternoon energy bar body... Post-late-afternoon popcorn body... Post-pre-dinner grazing body... Etcetera. In youth, we shop for a perfect suit. In maturity, we think wardrobe.
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Nah. We think Lame Sales Lady
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Agreed Aaron!!
What scares me is that alot of women fall for stuff like this all the time….
gobblingup Premium Member over 14 years ago
I’ve never heard of this. There’s only a need for 2 swimsuits (one to wear and one to have as a backup) and a coverup. This seems like a lame ploy to sell more swimsuits.
HappyChappy over 14 years ago
Television and magazines are always trying to convince you buy things that you never realised that you needed. All hail the conquering commercialism.
Smiley Rmom over 14 years ago
HappyChappy - Agreed! It is amazing how much money I don’t spend on non-necessities now that I don’t watch TV or read many magazines. I was always frugal, but getting more so as I age and realize that possessions don’t make one happy - they just add clutter.
marvee over 14 years ago
It’s a joke about Cathy’s ongoing weight concerns as she approaches middle age. When you get past that, these things don’t matter so much.
avonsalis over 14 years ago
The hour-by-hour monitoring of one’s weight, with the corresponding hourly excuses for the micro-fluctuations, has been quite a trend these days. It brings its own new little shelters from the stormy blast of permanent worry, while it brings its own new overwhelming whirlwind of daily panic.
At least it’s a relief from the old way, which was: If you weigh too much, do your best to lose some.
I think I’d rather be with women who live the old way. At least it’s one part of life in which they can relate to men.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 14 years ago
If she eats all that, she’ll need a tent – skip the suit. And – who can afford more than one b-suit at today’s prices anyway?
baggybut over 14 years ago
Does she actually swim??