Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 02, 2010

Sorry Rodney, but there is no fairy godmother involved in this situation.

What would Rodney do in the back seat?

PLUS, extra overdraft charges.

I can’t wait to see Rodney’s glass slippers.

How would he get his horse in the back seat?

…I should rephrase that.

Ya ‘all folks are just too funny. LOL

Wiz is really good..

For an enchanted carriage, that thing has all the elegance of a Citroen pickup truck. Ever see one of those? Weirdest vehicle I’ve ever seen.

Its magic alright. You put your date in and she disappears.

Llewellenbruce said, about 6 hours ago

“What would Rodney do in the back seat?”

Plead with his date, for anything.

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So many horrific possibilities… shakes head

What kind of girl do you take out in U-Haul anyway?

Rod may get carri-aged away.

Hey, business is business!

The mileage is where he gets ya.

The enchantment is that he gets a date - and in the back seat!

I suspect the footman will get the girl. they always do in the porn movies anyway.

FREHOLDER And you know this how?

I’d like my dates to turn into pumpkins and disappear at midnight. The last one turned into a gourd overnight.

Sounds like something the King would do.

Rumor and innuendo, Lew. Same place I get my news.