Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2010

I don’t know! It kinds of scares me a little.

How many MPG does it get Wiz?

Will it burn out, squeel rubber, and do a hole shot????

I guess the road rage example would be the dragon scorching the vehicles ahead of Rodney.

Dodge Ram - Not good enough?

Didn’t Ford try to market this as the “Firefly”?

As the Chinese might put it:: Who needs a tiger, when you can have a dragon in your tank?

A one-dragon-power vehicle beats a 150 horse-power car.

I want one… :D No one will ever cut me off again!

I’m glad I read the comics later in the morning than I European friends. I get to play “Click the Flag” half the morning. Oy.

Me, too, Aaron.

Trust me, Victor: It will burn SOMETHING out.

You have to wonder what the dragon’s pay scale is, though.

And does he work knights?

Clicking the flag is my highlight since all the best wisecracks have been used up. lol

No problems with traffic jams either. Huff & Puff and the way is clear.

Llewellenbruce said, about 11 hours ago

How many MPG does it get Wiz?

Is that Miles Per Gallon or Miles Per Guard?

I can use that baby on the 60 Fwy. I rather dodge road kill then Morons with a drivers license!

If that dragon meets my daughter on the road, he will have met his match.

I’d hate to have to shovel up after that dragon…

If a brown horse makes green poop… What does a ‘green’ dragon make?…

Blue Rodney road apples maybe?,,,,,

I used to drive a Dodge Demon. Looked very similar to this one ;-)

Wish to God I had one in Houston…there’s a ton of drivers I’d love for him to eat!