Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 05, 2010

  1. Purposeinc wolf
    ladywolf17  over 14 years ago

    Confession is good for the soul, but not for the body.

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    pouncingtiger  over 14 years ago

    Lawyers in a nutshell.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 14 years ago

    When the money runs out the lawyers run out too.

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    Yukoner  over 14 years ago

    How much justice can you afford?

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Get him a priest or a judge, or anyone else in a black robe.

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    Rakkav  over 14 years ago

    I think he just did confess.

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    Hillbillyman  over 14 years ago

    Off with his head then.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 14 years ago

    You have to know when to hold them and know when to fold them… Then the lawyer says: Know when to walk away and know when to run!

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Always plead in the King’s English when you plead poverty.

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    starguy  over 14 years ago

    Larsen E. Pettifogger, Esq., at your service! You are so hosed!

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