Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 23, 2015

Wait till he holds his thumb and little finger up to his ear like he’s talking on the phone.

He’s just trying to be honest with you, Mr. President.

" I’m not a crook "…

“Four texts and Seven tweets ago my peeps brought forth….”

Obama is the only President that lecture Congress to pass the bills he wants, the way he wants them, then say he has a “phone and a pen” when he doesn’t get his own way.

if lincoln could know what had happened to the republican party, they would have to put his coffin on a rotisserie spit to keep him spinning in his grave fast enough

Hate to think if he’s putting quotes around individual words and, if so, which.

Back in the days before movies, people spent hours making shadow puppets on the screen.