Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for August 01, 2015

Okay, I’m confused. How did Ms. Garcia lose?

What a really stinking job to be a Groom.

But did she pitch all nine innings? Maybe her relief pitcher gave up the runs that cost them the game.

Here is an explanation on how Rachel Garcia lost: http://goo.gl/123MLa

There’s also a tourist place in Pigeon Forge Tennessee Unites States that’s called “Goats on the Roof”

I wonder if that stool business is why poop is called “stools”. Anyway, gentle reader, I shall leave it up to you to google Bristol Stool Scale. There is more information there than I care to digest.

There is a Goats on the Roof in Tiger, GA. It’s sort of a souvenir/ice cream shop. Was one in Helen, GA but it is closed now. Spaced Man, it’s high school girls softball and I’m pretty sure they use 7 inning games. In a similar vein check out Harvey Haddix and his loss after pitching 12 perfect innings.

It’s a strange game that defines “perfect” as including a wild pitch and a throwing error…no, that’s not perfect.

If you are Al Johnson’s joint, I’d advise against those “Swedish Meatballs”…

When I was stationed in Italy we would let the goat herder bring his goats on sight to take care of the grass.

The most famous Groom was Monsieur Jeannot Bidet of Paris, after whom a porcelain appliance was named.

I can handle wiping my OWN arse, thanks.

A perfect game in an imperfect sport.

I once saw two hobos on the roof of a Howard Johnsons restaurant in Phoenix, AZ..I think they were grazing on 31 flavors ice cream..

About that groom:Don’t give our political “elites” any ideas. They skive off enough of their jobs to staff as it is!;-D