Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 23, 2015

I hope Larry doesn’t do something like this on Junior’s honeymoon.

I rather think that “out of [my] hair” is NOT an expression that any crocodile would use.

Junior, maybe you can get through to Larry by talking to him on his level, like so::“Up your nose with a rubber hose!”

Oh how Junior wishes he could relate. Maybe he want’s a temporary restraining order.

This must be Stephan Pastis ’s “Back To School Special”

Go home, Larry! I’m telling on you to Patty!

Larry missed out on the college life

They say “Write what you know.” Could this be about Stephan’s own experiences at UofC ?

Is this an exclusive croc boarding school?

This is still so heart-warmingly sad. Who knew Larry could be so warm to anyone!

Gator Aid

gotta bring a tear to your eye….

I went to Camp for Ten years straight and I don’t recall ever being homesick. I looked forward to it and had fun while I was there, but then I also enjoyed High School also.

houston, we have a problem.there’s something keeping us from liftoff

R.I.P Junior’s Independence.

xxx

I know Patti appears to have some kind of mutation, but really, none of their parents should even have hair.

It really amuses me that crocs apparently aren’t any dumber than other animals, Zeeba just had the bad luck that his neighbors were dumb green trash.

Surely he wouldn’t be known as “Junior” at school, or indeed to anyone who doesn’t know his parents…