Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for July 17, 2015
July 16, 2015
July 18, 2015
Transcript:
Smart, attractive, reliable. Pick two. Pfft. That's a simple optimization problem. Desirability = smart x attractive x reliable. Although... Some of the factors may be correlated positively or negatively, which limits the possibility space... Though on the other hand, one factor might predict future change in another... 12 hours later... After 2 to 16th power simulations, it is clear that you should assign 0.71 two intelligence, 0.83 two reliability, and 0.46 to attractiveness. Wow. What a waste of time. You must be really attractive and reliable.
Bill The Nuke over 9 years ago
While she is smart and possibly reliable (albeit slow).
Ida No over 9 years ago
Nah, she’s just not that into you.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
How stylish.
emptc12 over 9 years ago
This is why genetically engineered offspring will eventually be a big success, at least within the “intellectual” class.
jnnydnti over 9 years ago
Wow. She’s harsh . . . No wonder she’s single. :)
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
I would take smart and reliable ! #1 being smart means she could have a job and support me to the level of luxury I want to be accustomed to !
Reliable means I won’t have worry about her running around ! Besides I have that they all look alike in the dark !!!Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
You really don’t have to be smart any more.All the knowledge and opinions you need to be popularmay be found on your mobile device, so that you maybe as empty of thought as a Zen master, free of worryand frown lines, and always part of the Intelligentsia.So if you are beautiful and have a good cellular plan,being smart is only weighted at 0.14 at best.
InColorado over 9 years ago
He’s the smart one.