B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 30, 2010

Well. it was your idea.

But not quite what he had in mind, Yukoner

Good Morning, Dogsniff, Ladywolf. ♠Lonewolf♠ & LuvH8!

No! But it sure beats the heck out of whatever it was that he had in mind!

Not quite clear on the concept, there.

That wolf doesn’t talk for a good reason.

The wolf is not very bright. Even if his actions produced an ant to eat, what would he do with it?

This is the start of the large dark aardvark song Boom boom boom boom boom Ya Ya Ya

There is a large dark aardvark in the park They say he’s missing from the zoo And the police are looking high and low But they have not seen him, have you?

Why did he go Oh I’ll tell you the reason Cause It’s Aardvark mating season

When an aardvark makes a date He sneaks right out That old zoo gate So if you see two aardvarks Necking in the park Don’t upset their applecart Do not be a spy You’re not the FBI And you should never break an aardvarks heart.

Lucky for you I don’t remember the second verse.I don’t remember much from the 60s.

Alan Sherman….God knows which album.

The wolf is evolving; he’s now a tool user.

The wolf is brighter than the spammer. >Flag<

Every plan has a flip side.

@Lewreader: That’s what Google is for! Look it up!

Yes, Lewreader…you do have two hands and ten fingers, don’t you?

I hope flagging helps get rid of this bozo.

Do these people really think anybody will buy anything from them??? I refuse to buy from anyone who uses popups. That is why I dropped Netflex a long time ago.

Now that was an ant that looked like it’s been eating very well… Maybe it was the queen?

Love Wolfie’s cute little tongue sticking out. :-)

See! The wolf is too a smart creature…….So there! :-P

Good morning everyone as well as the spammer.

Good Morning Little Sister, Lonewolf, Grog, Dogsniff, Everyone & All!

Wolfie is smarter than the aardvark.

Funny ‘toon! Thanks!

Is the Ant-Eater Guy an aardvark? Does anyone know if he has a name?

And is it just me, or does the grandson appear to have a different sense of humor than Jonny Hart?

Just what yall wanted to know. It was a cute song.

B-side of Allan Sherman’s 1966 single “The Drinking Man’s Diet.”

From Sherman’s 1966 album MY NAME IS ALLAN.

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)

There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he’s missing from the zoo. (that’s me, folks!)

And the police are looking high and low But they have not seen him; have you? (peek-a-boo!)

Why did he go? Oh, I’ll tell you the reason: ‘Cause it’s aardvark mating season.

When an aardvark makes a date He sneaks right through that old zoo gate. So, if you see two aardvarks necking in the park, Don’t upset their apple cart.

Do not be a spy, you’re not the FBI And you should never break an aardvark’s heart.

This is the second chorus of the Aardvark Song.

To be an aardvark is not easy, folks, ‘Cause all you get to eat is ants. (dee-licious!)

And all the other animals make jokes At your attempts to find romance. (very funny…)

Nobody laughs at hippopotamusses, Or at fat rhinoceroses,

But an aardvark makes them howl Because he’s neither fish nor fowl;

He’s like a kangaroo in love with a gnu, And that’s what makes the zoo folks laugh.

All of this is so, and here is how I know: I’m your friendly neighborhood giraffe!

This is the end of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!)

Silly wolf. That anthill’s empty now. Try it again with another.