Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 27, 2015

Bob? What happened to you?

Use of magic on veg should be forbidden. Pesticides are bad enough. Who knows what will happen to anyone who eats an enchanted veg?

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Part ID

My cucumbers are stunted, my tomatoes – not robust, the potatoes are small, few, but tasty. Glad I drive by vegetable stands.

A GMO to end all GMOs.

I could have sworn it said “vegetable throwing contest” the first time through…that would’ve explained the king’s presence too.

Now I see how politicians are created…

Some enchanted evening…

Time for a rousing chorus of “One-Ton Tomato”

There must be a nuclear plant nearby.

I like tomatoes with better figures.

If that is a tomato (or a tomatoe) then it should be disqualified because it is a fruit not a vegetable.

Heinz corporation is happy and saying “Have we got a catchup for you!”(That stuff is walking off the store shelves)

It’s a Very Important trip.The King’s Chef is waiting anxiously to find out who are the next year’s Veggie suppliers..