Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 26, 2015

Hey, boy, how about you clean your room? “Eeeeeh, I don’t feel like it.” (Now he’s up in his room.)

I’m sorry, but there is NO excuse for me!

@TonyExcuse?What excuse?Hey, I don’t need no stinking excuses.Whatever I do is cool. Ya hear?

The dog ate it.

Wait, that’s no excuse, That’s just bull!

x_Tech …Whachu mean “just” bull?

My excuse; I’m oooold!

I feel fine. thanks

I forgot.

Wait what was the question?Huh? What was the question?Could you repeat that?I didn’t quite catch that.I could do this all day.

My excuse? I’m a little old lady. But Elliott is going to get his ears put together if he’s not careful.

My excuse? I don’t want to, I’m not going to, and you can’t make me. So there.

@Tony“What’s your excuse?”

For what?

Do you recycle?

Of course; many things including items with that little triangle thingy…

TonyWhats my excuse? I’m too old (I use that one judiciously because it was my mother’s, and we all know how we feel about her excuse)

We have to, we have a big blue bin, you can’t miss it.

@Tony I thought it was your turn!

@JPuzzleWhizYes I do and two bins aren’t enough.

What’s my excuse? Now that I have been here this long, I DON’T NEED ONE!

Do I recycle? That’s how I bought this laptop of mine, Aluminum Cans! So yes, I do!