Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 05, 2015

No chance Kemuru! Merala will claim Tarzan of the Apes for herself.

Bad Bad idea

So, is his name Kemaru or Kemuru?

Yep, bad idea. Butt I sense a combat where Tarzan spares & a lifelong friend/enemy is made.

So Betty was taken by a rogue Kohrian?

Silly Chief! You haven’t kept up with the Tarzan comic strip. Tarzan does not lose!

Law of the Chiefs says the chick has to fight Tarzan. The opponents lather in olive oil and only wear thongs. Kemaru is forever invoking “Law of the Chiefs”.

I don’t know. The Law of the Chiefs might be that Tarzan has to wrestle some kind of cat. After all, he hasn’t killed a cat in at least a week now.

But, Merala will claim the “Law of the Queens”, in which Loin-Cloth Boy will perform “that which cannot be uttered” with “She who must be obeyed”…

Kemaru just made his biggest mistake ever…….No doubt a challenge of mortal combat against Tarzan because none of the other captives would stand a chance of defeating him! Plus, when does Betty remove that veil and scream “SURPRISE!”? ;)> ChooseYourWeaponsAGowa!!

I hope Kemaru’s will is up to date. Or that he has exceptionally good health insurance (if he’s lucky enough to need it).