Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 07, 2015
August 06, 2015
August 08, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: What's so great about being humble? Marigold: We price what is rare. And is humble unicorn is a rare thing indeed. Phoebe: Like a human who can sing the alphabet song backwards! Marigold: I will grant you that if you do not sing it again.
Stellagal over 9 years ago
Now I’m going to be humming that tune all day (as well as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Bah Bah Black Sheep).
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
OK Unicorn.
PoodleGroomer over 9 years ago
Are you bringing attention to yourself if you can belch the alphabet song backwards?
R.U. Kidding over 9 years ago
Oh, Lord, it’s hard to be humble…
neatslob Premium Member over 9 years ago
At a meeting a man was given a pin that read “Humility”. He wore it to the next meeting, so they took it away.
nerdhoof over 9 years ago
“Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humbleWhen you’re perfect in every wayI can’t wait to look in the mirror’Cause I get better looking each day”(Mac Davis)