Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 08, 2010

His new boss is a BEAR!!

…and I’m guessing Werner Herzog is doing a sequel to his reprehensible pos

This looks like it’s going to come to a grizzly end.

Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. He ain’t doing so bad at tickling those fish though. Maybe he is in the wrong job.

They’ve gone fishin’.

Bi-polar bear behavior. Fangs are not looking up.

(Hey, Sheik stole my grizzly joke. Yu-kon imagine my shag-rin.))

Check the claws in the contract. The bear section can trap you.

Yeah, all this running water … Don’t beat around the bush, I need to know exactly where is the bathroom

orfreebird, in the woods, where else.

Salmon should report this intern abuse. I would, but it’s not my plaice. I guess we’ll just leave him to flounder until the IP Office gets back to him. All of a sudden I’m feeling a little eel. I have a haddock and I think someone moved my blood pressure medicine on porpoise. Could be I’m feeling a little remoras for unleashing this school of puns and filling it up to the gills.

I am sunfishently offended by these puns. They are all crappie. You pikers have got it all Bass-ackwards. Your humor will never perch-us my respect. I am too Bull-headed to not Carp about this. I will never be a sucker for such trite un-exsalmoned silliness. I’m tunan you out cause it can’t stand your fishy remarks. I would say more but men in white coats are here and they look like they’re ready to bear me away.

I’m finn-ished with this, proud of my upscale comment and don’t feel one bit gill-ty.

What he doesn’t realize is the fish are just the appetizer!

Love the puns, all!!

N.D.Pendent - That was my thought, too.

Sorry, wh, I can’t think of a pun for &%^/@&%. Kind of like rhyming orange.

He said he had experience with streaming media, didn’t he?

He’s an intern from Northwestern, working for a degree in Physical Education. When he heard he was going to be working for the Bears, he jumped right on it. It’s all his fault.