Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 10, 2010

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    What a limb joke.

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    Mihir Asher  over 14 years ago

    It is rather brainless …

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    zero  over 14 years ago

    …and yet the doctor’s lack of empathy is likely more true than not

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago

    At least he’s safe from zombie attacks.

    The patient too.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.”

    The Dickens you say!

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    Desultourist  over 14 years ago

    In another room: “You only feel like it’s there. It’s called Phantom Body Syndrome.”

    Half the patients, twice the fees… It’s almost too simple.

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    If it had breasts, I could mistake it for my love. Hey, I could replace it with a rock with a poster paint smile.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Sheik is being literate today. I fear for us all.

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    freeholder1  over 14 years ago

    Neato head chopping reference, though. I wonder if he got to hold the pretty slave-nurse’s hand before they gave him the close haircut.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    The doctor’s comments came just after “There was a slight mistake in your neck surgery. We may have removed a little too much…” But it’s an authorized, mandatory procedure for all under Obamacare so that he has a chance at a 2nd term.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    If he starts singing opera with a mask on, he has just “Phantom Syndrome”.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago

    a common syndrome most prevalent during the french revolution

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    Michelle99  over 14 years ago

    Um….

    How can the patient hear what the doctor’s saying?

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    bobpeters61  over 14 years ago

    Where’s Ichabod Crane when you need him?

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    captainedd  over 14 years ago

    He’s out of his mind. Will be back in five minutes.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Think of the money you’ll save on haircuts.”

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