“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.”
The doctor’s comments came just after “There was a slight mistake in your neck surgery. We may have removed a little too much…” But it’s an authorized, mandatory procedure for all under Obamacare so that he has a chance at a 2nd term.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
What a limb joke.
Mihir Asher over 14 years ago
It is rather brainless …
zero over 14 years ago
…and yet the doctor’s lack of empathy is likely more true than not
Nebulous Premium Member over 14 years ago
At least he’s safe from zombie attacks.
The patient too.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.”
The Dickens you say!
Desultourist over 14 years ago
In another room: “You only feel like it’s there. It’s called Phantom Body Syndrome.”
Half the patients, twice the fees… It’s almost too simple.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
If it had breasts, I could mistake it for my love. Hey, I could replace it with a rock with a poster paint smile.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Sheik is being literate today. I fear for us all.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Neato head chopping reference, though. I wonder if he got to hold the pretty slave-nurse’s hand before they gave him the close haircut.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
The doctor’s comments came just after “There was a slight mistake in your neck surgery. We may have removed a little too much…” But it’s an authorized, mandatory procedure for all under Obamacare so that he has a chance at a 2nd term.
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
If he starts singing opera with a mask on, he has just “Phantom Syndrome”.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
a common syndrome most prevalent during the french revolution
Michelle99 over 14 years ago
Um….
How can the patient hear what the doctor’s saying?
bobpeters61 over 14 years ago
Where’s Ichabod Crane when you need him?
captainedd over 14 years ago
He’s out of his mind. Will be back in five minutes.
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
“Think of the money you’ll save on haircuts.”