Transcript:
Caulfield: Mrs. Olsen said Mark Twain said, eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse will happen all day. Frazz: You look happy enough. Did you eat a frog? Caulfield: No, but I had a disturbing enough conversation with Mrs. Olsen.
Bilan over 9 years ago
“Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”
R.U. Kidding over 9 years ago
I can’t remember which one, but a comedian had a great line in the days when contact lenses were still made of glass: "People who wear contacts have to be the calmest people in the world. They get up in the morning and the first thing they do is stick a piece of glass in their eye. What’s going to bother you after that?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
This is why the morning newspapers are still the most successful, understanding that the use of newspaper and successful in the same sentence is becoming rare.
Indycar over 9 years ago
True, having a conversation with your elementary school teacher in the morning was always bad.
Sir Uncle Rat69 over 9 years ago
Go frogs go!
pshapley Premium Member over 9 years ago
“all of Congress is going to hell in a hand basket … except for my representatives”
Mine are already there.
phoenixnyc over 9 years ago
One that fits Caufield:
“Small boys are easily controlled—all you have to do is call out the militia.”
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
Mark Twain also wrote: “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”-And 18 of those idiots are going to debate on Fox News Thursday night.
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Caldonia: And is trying to get the rest of us to join him. What’s really depressing is that I am in Sam Rayburn’s home town, so I know things could be better.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Or as I’ve seen it …
Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
MarkSonger over 9 years ago
So, is that the color of pea soup ;)
http://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2002/02/26
Greg Evans over 9 years ago
Ha! Just noticed the Frazz’s TCU shirt. Clever.