Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 04, 2015

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    Bilan  over 9 years ago

    “Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.”

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    R.U. Kidding  over 9 years ago

    I can’t remember which one, but a comedian had a great line in the days when contact lenses were still made of glass: "People who wear contacts have to be the calmest people in the world. They get up in the morning and the first thing they do is stick a piece of glass in their eye. What’s going to bother you after that?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    This is why the morning newspapers are still the most successful, understanding that the use of newspaper and successful in the same sentence is becoming rare.

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    Indycar  over 9 years ago

    True, having a conversation with your elementary school teacher in the morning was always bad.

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    Sir Uncle Rat69  over 9 years ago

    Go frogs go!

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    pshapley Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “all of Congress is going to hell in a hand basket … except for my representatives”

    Mine are already there.

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    phoenixnyc  over 9 years ago

    One that fits Caufield:

    “Small boys are easily controlled—all you have to do is call out the militia.”

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 9 years ago

    Mark Twain also wrote: “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”-And 18 of those idiots are going to debate on Fox News Thursday night.

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    hippogriff  over 9 years ago

    Caldonia: And is trying to get the rest of us to join him. What’s really depressing is that I am in Sam Rayburn’s home town, so I know things could be better.

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    rgcviper  over 9 years ago

    Or as I’ve seen it …

    Eat a live frog in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.

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    MarkSonger  over 9 years ago

    So, is that the color of pea soup ;)

    http://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2002/02/26

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    Greg Evans  over 9 years ago

    Ha! Just noticed the Frazz’s TCU shirt. Clever.

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