Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 02, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Reminds me of the old joke…What’s this?

    Ans: A Roman ordering five beers.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Cause they don’t have change for a X.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 9 years ago

    I thought it had to do with the five gods of the Pantheon. Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Ares…

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    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Why do birds fly in a five shape? To help those who can only fly in a single, straight line to go be four.

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    Rwill  over 9 years ago

    With a flock of birds why is one leg of the V longer that the other?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 9 years ago

    A bird can save energy by mooching off the air flow created by its flock-mate.

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    linsonl  over 9 years ago

    I flew into a flock of ducks once, and they flew away from me. My airspeed indicator read 115 miles per hour.

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    abbybookcase  over 9 years ago

    watch the birdy!

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    anorok2  over 9 years ago

    I’ve always wondered why when geese fly so close to each other they don’t goose the goose in front of them.

    And I also wonder why I think of those things.

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    PAR85  over 9 years ago

    If they flew in a ten shape (X) they wouldn’t know which way they were going.

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