Monty by Jim Meddick for September 13, 2015

Sigh.Why bother?

So… Is this what they call “first base” now? Or is that only when playing Major League Baseball?

A good Sunday morning my friends.-———————-Good comment Pacopuddy:-———————-Be happy and healthy everyone.

I see this all the time! Sad!

This is my hubby and I at Sunday morning breakfast. He looks at his magazines, I read my comics here. 36 years of marriage, must be doing something right.

he’s too old to be on this kind of “date”

It’s like a practice marriage.

I’m still wondering about the insurance statistics coming about people falling off the sidewalk,running into cars…..falling into manholes as they were looking down and punching stuff into their smart phones…I just watched a 20 year old/young fool almost hit by a car….punching them digits…

I was at a restaurant. The host said “30 minute wait for a table”Me: “OK”host: “What’s your phone number? We’ll call you when it’s ready”me: “You won’t get me, because I’m here”host: “Huh?”me: “I’m here and my phone is in my hallway”host: “You didn’t bring it?”me: “It’s a landline”host: “what’s a land line?”

seriously.

@Steam Vapor: There will no doubt be more experiences like the one you had. Have a quite night my friend.