Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 06, 2015
September 05, 2015
September 07, 2015
Transcript:
Reality Check Having believed for years that it was the center of the solar system, astronomers discovered that the sun had been in the corner of the page all along. Those darn little kindergarten kids were right all along!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
It’s only one quadrant. The actual center is the upper left corner of it. In the opposite quadrant, the center is the lower right corner.
whiteheron over 9 years ago
So it isn’t ’sunrise" or “sunset” but “page up” and “page down” ?
Ubintold over 9 years ago
And here we thought we’d advanced in the realm of science. Oh well, I think I’ll just stay away from the edge of the earth.
Arianne over 9 years ago
Old Sol never did feel like he had to be the center of everyone’s attention. That’s why they call him Mellow Yellow. (Quite light.)(And now he will exit, page right.)
Perkycat over 9 years ago
This is quite funny! Very good, Arianne!
Darque Hellmutt over 9 years ago
Arianne ;; “Quite Rightly…” http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/donovan/mellowyellow.html
prince valiant Premium Member over 9 years ago
Whadda know…everything I learned was in kindergarten!
brucewayne25 over 9 years ago
you oughta know better than that dave. they were there yesterday.