Because of my religious dietary laws, I Am restricted to ice cream, Boston cream doughnuts, and Reeses Peanut Butter cups. This tends to make me a tiny bit overweight but is a small price to pay for an afterlife with Willie Wonka. I therefor propose that overweight jokes be put in the same category as racist jokes and never told in polite society. Pregnant jokes are still permissible, as they are not about a pre-existing condition. Lunch Time!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Son of the Blob….ICK!
ksoskins over 14 years ago
You’re an old smoothie I’m an old softie I’m just like putty In the hands of a doc like you
Edcole1961 over 14 years ago
Also, don’t let Princess Leia get near you with a chain.
napaeric over 14 years ago
Calcium maybe, less of EVERYTHING else
farflungfloyd over 14 years ago
Ewwwwwwwww…..
cdward over 14 years ago
napaeric, you took the words right out of my mouth - er, keyboard.
Jascat over 14 years ago
This reminds me of an episode of “Family Guy” that I saw not long ago..
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you’re my only hope
John9 over 14 years ago
doesn’t ice cream have calcium?
coffeeturtle over 14 years ago
Ewww! Gross!
:-D
CCMMJJ over 14 years ago
What cdward said!
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Because of my religious dietary laws, I Am restricted to ice cream, Boston cream doughnuts, and Reeses Peanut Butter cups. This tends to make me a tiny bit overweight but is a small price to pay for an afterlife with Willie Wonka. I therefor propose that overweight jokes be put in the same category as racist jokes and never told in polite society. Pregnant jokes are still permissible, as they are not about a pre-existing condition. Lunch Time!
battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago
My sentiments exactly, Coffee-Turtle!
treBsdrawkcaB over 14 years ago
He has liquid assets…
Dewed over 14 years ago
I think I know that guy