Close to Home by John McPherson for June 15, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    baslimthebegger, good 1!

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    Must be a lawyer buried in a shallow grave. Didn’t they know that lawyers should be buried at least nine feet below the surface, because deep down, lawyers are good.

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    James Lindley Premium Member over 14 years ago

    If my wife lives longer than I do, I don’t want her to waste money on an expensive coffin for me. The life insurance is to help her get by, not to pay for a fancy funeral that I won’t even see.

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    Jascat  over 14 years ago

    There’s always cremation: cheaper, cleaner, no bugs crawling in and out… ;-}

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    ROFLMAO! Sheik

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    linsonl  over 14 years ago

    Why be buried in an expensive coffin? After a while, nobody is going to remember it anyway.

    Good ones, Sheik, Balsam!!!

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    Donated my body to science. No funeral expenses, Right?

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    Nelly55  over 14 years ago

    they can throw me in a heap for the Ravens for all I care. I’ll be dead

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    battycomic Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Cue the spooky organ!

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    Edcole1961  over 14 years ago

    That’s also the last time she asks him for a hand.

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    GailRubin  over 14 years ago

    As undertaker-poet Thomas Lynch has written and said many times, the dead don’t care. They don’t care how their bodies are disposed of - it’s the living to whom these things matter. This one gets featured in the Death Cartoon section at The Family Plot Blog - check them all out at http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

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    trekkermint  over 14 years ago

    weirdest thing - - one of my hamsters’ babies passed on, mama spent the whole night fluffing her fur and grooming her

    first hamster mortician i ever seen

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’m donating my body to mythology.

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