Close to Home by John McPherson for June 15, 2010

baslimthebegger, good 1!

Must be a lawyer buried in a shallow grave. Didn’t they know that lawyers should be buried at least nine feet below the surface, because deep down, lawyers are good.

If my wife lives longer than I do, I don’t want her to waste money on an expensive coffin for me. The life insurance is to help her get by, not to pay for a fancy funeral that I won’t even see.

There’s always cremation: cheaper, cleaner, no bugs crawling in and out… ;-}

ROFLMAO! Sheik

Why be buried in an expensive coffin? After a while, nobody is going to remember it anyway.

Good ones, Sheik, Balsam!!!

Donated my body to science. No funeral expenses, Right?

they can throw me in a heap for the Ravens for all I care. I’ll be dead

Cue the spooky organ!

That’s also the last time she asks him for a hand.

As undertaker-poet Thomas Lynch has written and said many times, the dead don’t care. They don’t care how their bodies are disposed of - it’s the living to whom these things matter. This one gets featured in the Death Cartoon section at The Family Plot Blog - check them all out at http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/

weirdest thing - - one of my hamsters’ babies passed on, mama spent the whole night fluffing her fur and grooming her

first hamster mortician i ever seen

I’m donating my body to mythology.