PreTeena by Allison Barrows for October 17, 2016

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    Wren Fahel  about 8 years ago

    Know-It-All

    .The little girl of 6 years old She thinks she knows it allShe picked up everything she needsSince starting school last fall

    .The young girl at 11 yearsShe thinks she knows it allShe makes a scornful/wistful faceWhen given a new doll

    .The young woman at Sweet 16She thinks she knows it allShe’s “not a kid” she tells her momWhen curfews are installed

    .The woman 21 years oldShe thinks she knows it allShe’s just starting out on her ownAnd answering work’s call

    .The older woman frail and tiredAs many years have turnedShe realizes now that sheStill has a lot to learn

    .© “Amalthea Celebras” K.C. Fahel 22 September 1993

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    Alexander Batey  about 8 years ago

    Hit her,mom!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 8 years ago

    Oh, here we go, teen rebellion. Till its time for lunch or go to the Mall.

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    Coolhand70  about 8 years ago

    Jeri got that attitude upon graduating from The Kelly Bundy Institute for Dumbass Blond Bimbos . . .

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    Combatcarl  about 8 years ago

    I am afraid the other major candidate is equally lacking in specifics.

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    BigShell  about 8 years ago

    Hillary’s policies: tax and spend..Actually, that is the policy of all the political elite. It is time for real change..If someone is turning politics into a career, they must go. Party doesn’t matter, all of the political class must go. That is the only way we will take back control of our country.

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    Maddie Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Look at the last two panels. Notice the same almost mirror image then in the last panel exactly the same body language. Kinda makes you want to go hmmmmm!

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    Happy Two Shoes  about 8 years ago

    Orange Satan Trump’s only policy is selfishness and hate.

    All right wingers respond well to that.

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    Dtroutma  about 8 years ago

    Hillary has long addressed specifics, and directed folks to go to her web site for even more! Trump has ONE specific: grab her crotch and kiss her (doesn’t matter who, but no ugly ones of course!)

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    pickled-onions  about 8 years ago

    sounds like Jeri needs a good grounding. Make her clean the bathroom for 2 weeks.

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    pickled-onions  about 8 years ago

    sounds like Jeri needs a good grounding. Make her clean the bathroom for 2 weeks.

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    pam Miner  about 8 years ago
    I believe that our votes don’t count for anything.

    The Powers T B have known who they want in, and by now I am sure that Hillary was selected, maybe years ago.

    How this fits in is that when Trump says this is rigged, he is more correct than he knows.Not rigged by her, but rigged in that we are lead to believe our votes mean something.It’s like we are all “groping” for answers, where there are none.Both candidates are 2 of the worst candidates possible.Putin is fighting against the NWO, the Kazarian mafia,Obama, Clinton, Bush, Mossad, and the Saudi’s, so Now we are at war with Russian coz the USA is the HOT BED of the NWO. Heaven help us all.

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    stuartc6925  about 8 years ago

    Rolling your eyes and calling your mother a jerk, gets you hit!

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    Kip W  about 8 years ago

    Groping for policy? Pretty sure Trump doesn’t swing that way.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Plans are the first casualty in any engagement with reality.

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    twclix  about 8 years ago

    Very sensible point, Martens. But Carl’s delusional ranting gradually begins to sound attractive when it appeals to base emotional impulses. Carl and his ideas are one form of socially transmitted behavioral virus often spread among the species. The only anti-viral at this point of the infection is social opposition. Hence my broad admiration for Old Coal’s stamina in playing whack a mole in such a restrained and civil manner. Social viruses are much like their physiological counterparts. Multitudes of them are symbiotic with us. Others are often fatal.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I remember when Obama had all those specifics and great plans. He planned to double energy costs and get gas over $6 per gallon, for instance.

    I’m hearing him hailed as a Great President for failing at those two in particular, as if he hadn’t been trying to destroy the economy as much as possible, and only failed at it because you cannot control science and industry just by wishing and hoping and Royal Decrees.

    But Hillary will continue in his stead, and using his EPA edicts, get coal shut down and energy prices doubled. This will increase the cost of living by nearly double as well, which may then be used as an example of how the Evil Industrialist Capitalists are oppressing the underprivileged.

    Have some Kool-Aid. It’s Grape!

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