PreTeena by Allison Barrows for January 13, 2019

I will be impressed when they jog to each hole and carry their own clubs.

I think the game will be much more popular if it’s played by Teena’s rules.

Perfect non-drug solution for Insomnia!

Almost as much fun as watching multimillionaires dance stupidly when they do their job.

I’d like to see a shot clock concept. You have 40 seconds to take your put after arriving at the green otherwise you lose a stroke. Speed up the game.

I saw a comic once. Alternating frames of a golfer missing shots and yelling at his caddy about moving or casting shadows or something.

Another kid asks the caddy why the guy hires him when he uses a cart. The first kid says, “He needs someone to blame.”

Golf spelled backwards is flog. It is much more exciting to go flogging than golfing.

Actually, if it was played Teena’s way I might take it up again…

Just love a Sunday midday nap & awaken to a football game.

As a lifelong golfer, I’ll confirm that Teena’s ideas here could make the game more interesting/exciting …