Did someone forget to open the flue?
A flea and a fly in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could they do?Said the fly, “let us flee!”“Let us fly!” said the flea.So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Ogden Nash
When roasting, you want to stop before it becomes scorching and burning…
“Jawas roasting on an open fire,
Sandman picking at his nose,
Jedi carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like C3PO’s.
Everybody knows that matte lines and that old blue fill,
Help to make this film look right,
Tiny little ‘droids, LEDs all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Obi-Wan is on his way,
He’s loaded daddy’s old light saber on his sleigh,
And every Storm Trooper is going to spy,
To see if Jedi really know how to fly.
And so, I’m offering this simple phrase,
To Han and Luke and Chewie too,
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
May The Force Be With You."
stairsteppublishing about 2 years ago
Did someone forget to open the flue?
whahoppened about 2 years ago
A flea and a fly in a flueWere imprisoned, so what could they do?Said the fly, “let us flee!”“Let us fly!” said the flea.So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Ogden Nash
Colorado Expat about 2 years ago
When roasting, you want to stop before it becomes scorching and burning…
Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago
“Jawas roasting on an open fire,
Sandman picking at his nose,
Jedi carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like C3PO’s.
Everybody knows that matte lines and that old blue fill,
Help to make this film look right,
Tiny little ‘droids, LEDs all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Obi-Wan is on his way,
He’s loaded daddy’s old light saber on his sleigh,
And every Storm Trooper is going to spy,
To see if Jedi really know how to fly.
And so, I’m offering this simple phrase,
To Han and Luke and Chewie too,
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
May The Force Be With You."