Lost Virgo-inity on the cusp of truth with bad moon rising.
“You will say, ‘Well. divorce is different from death. In death, I can’ t take it with me and they won’t come with me. In divorce, I can take it with me and I won’t take THEM with me.’ ”
I thought I should let everyone know that I wrote a fake horoscope to go along with the comic. I think it came out rather well. It’s at:
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2010/06/08/horrorscope/
FunnyDeeds over 14 years ago
Nope, you won’t miss them at all, as you will finally be happy and fall in love!
margueritem over 14 years ago
Nah, probably not.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Go for it.
mrsullenbeauty over 14 years ago
Well, you’ll just have to wait and read tomorrow’s ‘scope.
Ashrey over 14 years ago
Gweedo, it’s a good thing your caregivers didn’t feel the way you do.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Aren’t the horoscopes less biased than the news?
GYPSY VON TRAMP
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Lost Virgo-inity on the cusp of truth with bad moon rising.
“You will say, ‘Well. divorce is different from death. In death, I can’ t take it with me and they won’t come with me. In divorce, I can take it with me and I won’t take THEM with me.’ ”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Octomom Von Tramp: the married years.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Lew, whenever I see the news today, I think of NETWORK and the mad prophet of the air ways. It was a prophesy.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I am sorry honey but the kids are going with you.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 14 years ago
I thought I should let everyone know that I wrote a fake horoscope to go along with the comic. I think it came out rather well. It’s at: http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2010/06/08/horrorscope/
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Great hoot, John. Problem is I can’t let my wife read it since I DESERVE it.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
Lewreader,
She had it shortened from GYPSY VON TRAMPSENTHIEVES.
cdward over 14 years ago
Billiant horror-scope, John!
margueritem over 14 years ago
You should be writng horoscopes for the dailies, John.