Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 02, 2015

Transcript:

Cobra Carson: You're going to kill him now? No foreplay? Woman: Nopers! Send in the tigers! Cobra Carson: Sheesh, that prison pit stinks! Are you going to kill Rip via smell? Woman: In a few minutes you will hear shrieks of terror as seven tigers find your unwilling man-slave! Cobra Carson: Seven tigers! That's a bit harsh, Crystal! Woman: You're right, there won't be enough Rip chunks to go around. We'll give the cats some snacks later. TNT: Rip, this is the worst! What do we do? Rip Haywire: I've got a lighter in my pocket. TNT: What now?! Rip Haywire: Now we put out the light. TNT: Are we going to be brunch for seven tigers, Ripster? Rip Haywire: Don't worry. Cats love me-even enormous ones.