Attend the tale of Sweeney ToddHis skin was pale and his eye was oddHe shaved the faces of gentlemenWho never thereafter were heard of againHe trod a path that few have trodDid Sweeney ToddThe demon barber of Fleet Street
He kept a shop in London TownOf fancy clients and good renownAnd what if none of their souls were saved?They went to their maker impeccably shavedBy SweeneyBy Sweeney ToddThe demon barber of Fleet Street
from Dee Does Broadwayhttp://www.metrolyrics.com/the-ballad-of-sweeney-todd-lyrics-dee-snider.html
I use to get my hair cut at a Barber College. 25 cents, not a bad deal as long as you realize that the difference between a good hair cut and a bad one is about two weeks. Although once a hair cut had to be fixed by the buzz cut method. I was like about 12 years old and It was July in Texas so even that worked out.
I stopped using barbers because I couldn’t speak properly to them. I would always say, “I want it full, just give me a trim.” They would hear, “I’m going into the military tomorrow – could you get me ready?”
The wife does a good job on the two strands that are left.
I have naturally curly hair so I only get my hair cut about twice a year, I get it cut short and then let it grow in with the hair curling up so it looks shorter than it actually is, after six months it gets so bushy and out of control it’s time to go in for another cut. For years I’ve been going to this little hole in the wall place next to a pizza place, it’s run by a couple Assian ladies who do a great job and only charge $13 (I always add a $2 tip because they do such a great job). There’s 2 other places near by that charge prime rates, and I’m sure they couldn’t do a better job.
Phatts over 9 years ago
y’know, that just makes perfect sense
bbadenov over 9 years ago
I sure hope he was a cut above the rest in his class.
huskiecoach over 9 years ago
Sal the Barber…take-off on Sal :“The Barber” Maglie (not Magpie), pitcher for the Brooklyn Dodgers?
J Short over 9 years ago
They ended every tune with Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits.
thirdguy over 9 years ago
I wonder if he knew Lida Rose, she was a girl, just like the girl who married dear old Dad.
Linguist over 9 years ago
Attend the tale of Sweeney ToddHis skin was pale and his eye was oddHe shaved the faces of gentlemenWho never thereafter were heard of againHe trod a path that few have trodDid Sweeney ToddThe demon barber of Fleet Street
He kept a shop in London TownOf fancy clients and good renownAnd what if none of their souls were saved?They went to their maker impeccably shavedBy SweeneyBy Sweeney ToddThe demon barber of Fleet Street
from Dee Does Broadwayhttp://www.metrolyrics.com/the-ballad-of-sweeney-todd-lyrics-dee-snider.html
wingalls over 9 years ago
Their football team was always being penalized for clipping.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
You visit a barber shop for the first time. There are two barbers to choose from, one has a very nice haircut, the other not so good!
Which barber do you want cutting your hair?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
I use to get my hair cut at a Barber College. 25 cents, not a bad deal as long as you realize that the difference between a good hair cut and a bad one is about two weeks. Although once a hair cut had to be fixed by the buzz cut method. I was like about 12 years old and It was July in Texas so even that worked out.
sjlowens over 9 years ago
I stopped using barbers because I couldn’t speak properly to them. I would always say, “I want it full, just give me a trim.” They would hear, “I’m going into the military tomorrow – could you get me ready?”
The wife does a good job on the two strands that are left.
patlaborvi over 9 years ago
I have naturally curly hair so I only get my hair cut about twice a year, I get it cut short and then let it grow in with the hair curling up so it looks shorter than it actually is, after six months it gets so bushy and out of control it’s time to go in for another cut. For years I’ve been going to this little hole in the wall place next to a pizza place, it’s run by a couple Assian ladies who do a great job and only charge $13 (I always add a $2 tip because they do such a great job). There’s 2 other places near by that charge prime rates, and I’m sure they couldn’t do a better job.