Garfield by Jim Davis for October 06, 2015

I’d rather not think of chicken stampedes.

No Garfield, you’ll not have Night-‘Mares’; you will have Night-Chicks!!

I think I read once that extremely loud noises, such as during a bad severe thunderstorm can cause a type of panic death in whole flocks of chickens.

No, Jon. I am fortunate enough to have never witnessed that. We only have 9 chickens though, so it wouldn’t be all that bad if they did ever stampede.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aW9-wv6gGg

@unclescrooge—-LOL, Good point! I guess maybe good in the fact they are natures free spectacular fireworks show.

You want a chicken stampede? Try smacking them in The Legend of Zelda games! (Yes I know they are called cuccos!)

Flock. Not herd.

Prepare to meet your cock a doodle doom!

A chicken herd? I don’t care what a chicken heard or any of it’s fowl gossip either…guess it’s time to get the flock outta here!

Now THAT’s funny!

Yes, I have been a Chicken Stampede! I worked one summer for Purina Feed stores, One my many jobs was catching Chickens. They could exceed over 2000 in number. Chickens do Not like to be Caught!!!!

I love rainy and stormy weather.

Much prefer it to sunny days.

xxx

Ever gone Fishin’ for Chickens?.Throw out a small handful of Corn and pretty soon, those chickens will strike at Anything.

That’s when you cast out your Hook ….As sung by Joe Bethancourt..http://sonichits.com/video/Joe_Bethancourt/Fishin’_for_Chickens

The pure terror! The sure horror! Imagine the Chicken feathers everywhere!

aah me too

Sailor 46—-Catching chickens is really easy with the right tool. On our farm, we had a long stiff wire with a handle on one end, made from bending the wire like on a fly swatter wire handle, & on the other end was the wire curved with a hook shape, to catch the chicken by its leg. Simple & worked great.

nice one jon. ONLY you can think about chicken stampede.

CHICKEN STAMPEED,….. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

Haha! (＾▽＾)