The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for August 19, 2015

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 9 years ago

    At this point I would turn around and walk out, while telling them “good luck with your half-dead philodrendron” The Gall of those idiots. Do they think Patty is going to have an orgy in their house? If I ever said that (and left a list like that) my daughter would tell me just what I could do with the key!

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    x_Tech  over 9 years ago

    Patty, since they’re worried about lost keys, you should just change all the locks. That way they will feel more secure when you call them from Nashville Hawaii to tel them you have the only key.

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    shamest Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Wow don’t they know she 3 times smarter then they are combined

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    mikie2  over 9 years ago

    That extra key is going to do Patty a lot of good if she loses one. She can stare at it through the window while the plants die.Do not re-program the TV! I had to corral my son about that. He kept coming over and changing all the settings on our TV. Arrrgh! I may be an old fool who can’t control his water but I still know exactly how I like my TV to operate.

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    Loves life  over 9 years ago

    All the plants to water are outside anyway. The ones inside are fake. Lose the key and let them know about it when they get home.. Turn off the power so the TV will reset itself to the original settings. We know Burl didn’t keep the instruction booklet for the TV..

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Surely Patty has time to find and befriend a nice group of outlaw bikers who need a temporary meeting and party place while their hangout is being redecorated (after the fire).

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    forbearly  over 9 years ago

    When I was 20, my grandmother asked me to water her plants while she and my grandfather were out of town for a week. Every other day I drove the 11 miles one way to her house and watered her plants. One day I was thirsty, so I got a drink of water. I knew she was picky about leaving dirty dishes in the sink, but it was just water, and I figured I’d be back one more time and would probably get another drink and I would wash both glasses then.

    She came home early and found the glass in the sink. She sat me down and gave me a long lecture about how she THOUGHT that since I was 20 and had a job and a car that I was responsible, and that she was VERY DISAPPOINTED in me.

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    Pipe Tobacco  over 9 years ago

    I find it sad that Patty does not already HAVE a key. My kids have keys to my home and I had keys to my parent’s home my whole life… never any question about NOT having a key.

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