Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 18, 2015

“Wait…HOW many years were you entranced by your own reflection?”“Um…”

“If you want this choice position, have a cheery disposition.”

Um don’t microwave doors give a reflection… dangerous stuff!

Oh, she can microwave popcorn? That cinches it! Hire that unicorn and don’t let her get away!

Dragon hatchlings can be a hoof full!

It’s not the reflection that hypnotizes me, rather the popcorn turning around and around until it expands to the point there is no more room for it to turn around.

On of those dragon hatchlings wasn’t named ‘Isolde’ by any chance?

I see.

Well, if she can microwave…!

Wait, the same precious moon stones of the Shimmering Castle that were stolen under the very nose of the unicorn tasked with guarding them, who was too entranced by her own reflection to lift a single hoof to stop the vile thieves?

Dragon hatchlings don’t need a microwave for popcorn. It’s a fun activity and good training to make popcorn with their breath.

@Monster Hesh: I can’t seem to reply directly to your comment today for some reason, but I just looked up and noticed I made pretty much the same joke you did. Sorry ’bout that.

Sections and subclauses! How does that fit on one page? New headcanon: Ethan isn’t pointing, he’s using his finger to scroll through the document. (because it’s not just a parchment, it’s a scroll thanks to unicorn magic.)

That resume looks pretty beat up, almost as if it’s changed… hooves?… several different times. Meaning… she only has one copy?