Eno: I know what you're probably thinking: 'This guy has no experience.' 'No degree, no references' You're thinking, 'why would anyone ever hire this guy?'
Interviewer: That's exactly what I'm thinking.
Eno: I knew it.
Strong start Eno, now finish up with, “Because I have a way with the ladies.” You will get hired for sure. Or try this, : “My parole officer said I was qualified”.
Llewellenbruce about 9 years ago
I didn’t know Eno owned a neck tie.
GROG Premium Member about 9 years ago
You gotta start somewhere.
Totalloser Premium Member about 9 years ago
Sometimes a degree and experience mean nothing
Jeff0811 about 9 years ago
Strong start Eno, now finish up with, “Because I have a way with the ladies.” You will get hired for sure. Or try this, : “My parole officer said I was qualified”.
Perkycat about 9 years ago
Hire me because I’m psychic.
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I can almost guarantee if the résumé indicated this, an interview would not be happening…
Proginoskes about 9 years ago
@ Perkycat: “No, not psychic … that other word … PSYCHOTIC!”