Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for August 20, 2015

Finally. A use for Bing

Yep, that’s about all it’s good for…

One of my favorite Far Sides was a professor walking down the street with his dog translation device. All of the dogs barking at him and everything else were saying:.“Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! HEY! HEY!”

I avoid using Google products for privacy reasons; when I have to use their products, I always sign in using a privacy-screening browser, and have Ghostery on everything. I like the morning pictures on Bing and they seem a little less intrusive on privacy.

Hey! Get out’a my yard!

Every search engine i have ever used has helped me find what i am looking for. For me there is no difference between any of them. At all.I use Bing for the same reason that i shop at Safeway.Reward points.Free stuff is good.

I run things through both Google and Bing Translate. It helps a tiny bit more in determining what’s being said. And, though not always true, Bing translations seem a little more accurate.

Good afternoon everyone.-———————Bow wow wow. Translation: Ain’t she beautiful?. (fill in whom ever’s name you wish).-———————Be healthy, wealthy and wise my friends.

In my experience, Bing always assumes you want to buy what you’re searching for, even when it’s not for sale (“Best prices for Vancouver British Columbia!”) Google assumes you’re looking for information (“Vancouver British Columbia in Wikipedia.”)

So far today my dog has told me “please, please don’t go,” which sounds a bit different than “I am so happy you are home.” Barking is her “aloha.” A bit too loud to be a “Shalom.” She’s told me “Daddy’s home!” which sounds a bit different than “stranger is walking by.” She asks for food with her eyes and with little nose pokes if I sit too long after supper before feeding her

Left out half of it. “Feed me, or else.”