Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 10, 2015
Transcript:
Well! Look who just crawled in! I'd rather crawl than SLITHER, Gina! I'd rather slither than STUMBLE! I'd rather stumble than OOZE! I'd rather ooze than SLINK! I'd rather slink than CREEP! I'd rather creep than SKULK! I'd rather skulk than...uh...um... She out-verbed me. Try reading some more.
retrocool over 9 years ago
geez. that could have gone on for a long time.
Arsenal rock over 9 years ago
HAHA imagine one year later. They’re dating and in love
LooppyKid over 9 years ago
@justtimeMaybe not a couple but slight friends ? You know, a relationship like the one between Tom & Jerry would be interesting
BN Fan over 9 years ago
Powned …….. By Gina
OUCH!!!!!
artsudz over 9 years ago
It’s purely myth that a boy who treats a girl badly must secretly like her. It’s a dangerous myth too that leads grown-ups to teach little girls that they should tolerate abuse.
Poollady1 over 9 years ago
How about “stink” Calvin….just gotta be fast on your feet!
mac04416 over 9 years ago
He needs that ‘dinosaur-book’, a Thesaurus.
And while I’m at it, what’s an other name for a thesaurus………
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Sorry Nate.
T.A.S.K Master over 9 years ago
Anyone seen the Harry Potter ‘slyther-in’ meme?
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
She can tutor him on increasing his “verbage”: hey, it worked for the keep-him-out-of-summer-school thing…
hippogriff over 9 years ago
mac04416Synonym finder?
Bucinka over 9 years ago
Reminds me of a passage in “The Sot-Weed Factor” by John Barth in which two ladies of questionable repute take three pages to call each other every synonym for prostitute they can think of. Got an A in my graduate linguistics paper for analyzing that list….
ae15269 over 9 years ago
BOOM Rosted
hippogriff over 9 years ago
FinnyGirlYou cheated, you looked it up. :-)
Happy Eevee about 4 years ago
I’d rather skulk than squirm!
ButteryPopcorn about 4 years ago
I’d rather CREEP than… oh no… I, I can’t resist… no, no, noooo…. CREEPER, AW MAN!!!!!!!! … I’m so sorry… not…
Appel Pai over 1 year ago
I’d rather skulk than LURK
GaspingCat about 1 year ago
You’d rather tiptoe than skulk
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
Gotta know more verbs, Nate.