First Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for August 31, 2015
Transcript:
Daughter: Hey dad? Is there a God? Father: Of course there is, Sweetie. Daughter: How do you know? Father: Because once a week he raches down from the Heavens with his giant hairy tentacle of judgement and crushes all the children who question him into a fine pink mist. Father: Ooh. Is it Thursday again already?
katina.cooper over 9 years ago
Well dad, I hope you put enough money on the plate last Sunday, because if you didn’t, you’re next.
k.payne1701 over 9 years ago
Its the same all over. You question, and you get squished.
Just one more thing over 9 years ago
wth is this
Just one more thing over 9 years ago
That thing hanging over head he can suck on wtf
Matchstick over 9 years ago
Alt-text: And on the fifth day, the Lord made way too much pasta and had to put most of it in tupperware.
Chrystos B Minot Premium Member over 9 years ago
Good start! (And not unlike some dads we may know, he’s put on some pounds, and wears his belt too tight. Ouch!) … Go Joe!!
Ushindi over 9 years ago
Ha – I’ve got to try this!
ToneeRhianRose almost 3 years ago
Haha! XD