New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 12, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    BOO!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 9 years ago

    Tell us what your platform is, Georgie, and please don’t say, “Varnished oak.”

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    uniquename  over 9 years ago

    That sort of answer seems to be working very well for Trump.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago

    I think him and Admiral Stockdale would make a good team.

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    Linguist  over 9 years ago

    *Fellow Texans, I am proudly standing here to humbly see. I assure you, and I mean it- Now, who says I don’t speak out as plain as day? And, fellow Texans, I’m for progress and the flag- long may it fly. I’m a poor boy, come to greatness. So, it follows that I cannot tell a lie.

    Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t- I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step, cut a little swathe and lead the people on.

    Now my good friends, it behooves me to be solemn and declare, I’m for goodness and for profit and for living clean and saying daily prayer. And now, my good friends, you can sleep nights, I’ll continue to stand tall.You can trust me, for I promise, I shall keep a watchful eye upon ya’ll…

    Ooh I love to dance a little sidestep, now they see me now they don’t- I’ve come and gone and, ooh I love to sweep around the wide step, cut a little swathe and lead the people on.*

    _______THE SIDESTEPFrom : “The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas”(Carol Hall)

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