Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 14, 2015
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NATE THE NEO CON PUNDIT Good morning. welcome back. I want to know how many times Nate can be catastrophically wrong before he's disqualified from giving his opinion!! He was wrong about everything about Iraq! NOWMD its was not a short, cheap war and it sure as hell didn't stabilize the region! Of course every ecumenic prediction he and his buddies made was wrong: the need for austerity runaway inflation around the corner , obamacare will kill the comity and on and on! So why would we have listened to him in 2015 on the Iran Nuclear accord? By 2020, we'd taken his advice on the russia bombing, the turkey annexation, the hong king war, and the new zealand invasion! All of that got us here! "sigh" how weak and naive can you get?! Now, as I was saying, we must attack the tribe by the northern river! It will enhance our regional influence! Why on earth would you listen to him?! If we don't attack now, we'll be over run by the radioactive tribes! Next aren't you coming Nate? Nate: Sigh! I have to stay here and start a think tank! and Im taking your carrion rations.
disinterest over 9 years ago
A wise diplomat just asserted that diplomacy is not for the weak, but for the truly strong. The easy, cowardly way is to bend others to your will through threats of force. And the USA should not behave as Russia does.. because we should be better than petulant schoolyard bullies who attack those who do not agree with them.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 9 years ago
Fear and Hate Trump Logic and Rationality every time, because that’s how humans work! Yes, I used Trump, fits just swell into the argument.
Linguist over 9 years ago
Thee dozen retired generals and admirals wrote an open letter the other day defending the Iran nuclear deal in spite of the Nates of Fox.Calling the agreement “the most effective means currently available to prevent Iran from obtaining nuclear weapons,” the letter said that gaining international support for military action against Iran, should that ever become necessary, “would only be possible if we have first given the diplomatic path a chance.”Even a war hawk knows that every other option should be exhausted before plunging into war.
QuiteDragon over 9 years ago
I knew Nate was going to push for attacking the tribe by the northern river!
QuiteDragon over 9 years ago
Governance by “pundit”.
dougsathome over 9 years ago
But before the GOP will accept him, he has to believe in forcing women to give birth against their will to unwanted babies.
kapock over 9 years ago
The Kiwis finally kicked our asses, bless them.
kapock over 9 years ago
@QuiteDragon:
How’d you do that? Any time you want to lay some lottery numbers on me, feel free.
QuiteDragon over 9 years ago
Ruben posts his cartoons a day early on Daily Kos.
kapock over 9 years ago
The Boss simply has to get one of those aircraft working if he’s going to hold off Wings Over the World.
kapock over 9 years ago
The old man in the cave says there is a 94 percent chance Nate is safe to eat.
kapock over 9 years ago
@ QuiteDragon:
Got it, thanks. Looks like I’m stuck with the animal entrails for the Powerball.
QuiteDragon over 9 years ago
Yeah, lately it is just anyone who has a pulpit and is listened to. No one cares if they are rational or correct, just that they preach the party line.
Linguist over 9 years ago
If have never seen or heard of ONE truly rational solution to all the problems in the Middle East. I really don’t think there is one
The U.S. is like Br’er Fox and the Tarbaby. We’re in too deep to extricate ourselves.
Pedmar Premium Member over 9 years ago
As Jon Stewart pointed out on the Daily Show, people in one part of Iran have preferred to be overrun by ISIS than be governed by the government the US set up for them.
Monster Hesh over 9 years ago
It’s not like we have any other countries’ interests at heart, despite all our fairy-tale rhetoric. We want to exploit them and wage war upon them (or arm both sides of whatever wars they have going on) for nothing more than our own profit. And they’re not as stupid about recognizing that as Nate doubtless tells himself.
Grover Premium Member over 9 years ago
Too subtle for me.