Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 04, 2015

Now you know why it’s the road less traveled.

I knew we should’ve made a left at Albuquerque!

Which one is the virgin?

Oh, a hibachi place, I love those!

i regret with all my HEART that i did not listen to you…

What you don’t know can hurt you.

Short lived perhaps, but they did come out wiser for their journey.

There’s more than one kind of enlightenment, you know….

Knowing yourself can’t possibly be better than the sacrifice of the self for the greater good and the service of the elite caretakers thereof.I think they made a good choice.Why should they want to listen to anti-social moralistic nonsense?

Hope they have Indiana Jones on speed dial.

That only works in Niagara Falls…

Not only will they make history, they will be history..And the high priest may not give them enlightenment but he’ll take a stab at it.

Saw a movie like this. Kids on vacation in Mexico and they meet some German kid who offers to take them into the jungle. And of course they go, why not? You tend to cheer as they get slaughtered because the IQ of the planet increases so much!

The thing on the left looks like Jaws.

I see everything twice!, as Yossarian said in Catch 22. (re. the repeated comments above)

Or maybe the worst case scenario for asking the wrong person for directions.

Gee, don’t know if I wanna step up to all that. Is that some alternative to the left?

Dogsniff, would cheese help, or is that a different one…Moe? Larry?

I’m not gonna do it, but there has to be some left/right political jokes in this one….

Is that Jonah coming out of the whale?

As a cartoonist you have to marvel at the brilliance of this mash up of two worn out memes.

First: Nobody does this pulled out prospective at all much less better than Wiley.

2nd: because they can’t

C: this is the last human sacrifice / mt. man cartoon that ever needs to be drawn again. The end.

“A means to an end.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Priceless

Aztecs…one of man’s most vile creations.

I expected to see a bear behind the guru………

Always take the Long and Winding Road …

See, the problem is, when most guys get lost, they feel like they just need to get to a high place, and they’ll be able to see all around them to find the best way to get where they wanted to go. But high places ain’t always good places.

Dogsniff, thanks….I kinda thought so….Can’t believe I didn’t Google it…Anyway, I knew that you’d be up on sophisticated humor…

yimhere, maybe,….and maybe that’s the knife he’ll stick in the back of the republican party when he breaks the promise he made…..

Looks like Turandot. Watch your head.

Recalculating

It is interesting how often Garmn and other systems WILL give you these kind of “oops” directions!

What could go wrong?

Soon-to-be sacrifice victim to Aztec Priest: “You’re a man after my own heart!”