Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 29, 2015
August 28, 2015
August 30, 2015
Transcript:
Mr. Spaetzle: Don't you ever worry about sharks? Frazz: About as much as I worry about Mrs. Olsen finally winning the lottery. Mr. Spaetzle: Because the odds are equally low, or the two are equally frightening? Frazz: Your choice.
Darwinskeeper over 9 years ago
I don’t get it. Why would Mrs. Olsen winning the lottery be frightening?
Al Nala over 9 years ago
Either she’d quit, forcing Caulfield to learn to deal with a new teacher, or she’d stay and possibly ignore his attempts to mess with her.
ShadowBeast Premium Member over 9 years ago
Or a seal, those attract the great whites.
Kind&Kinder over 9 years ago
Hey, anyone up for the role of Jonah in God’s new production? Just drop into a pod with a dab of seal oil behind your ears.
Jeff0811 over 9 years ago
It’s the same with a Mazda Miata.
Ok, not trying to be combative here, I wouldn’t mind driving around in a Miata. A VW Beetle though, that is where I draw the line. Just wondering what that says about me, secure, to a point? I Prefer things that go Hmmmm over German engineering? I don’t know. Like you mention though, kind of hard to refute my sound logic.