Wide Open by Rich Powell for August 20, 2015

  1. Idano
    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    They’re cute when they’re young. That’s why their parents don’t kill them off earlier. But when they’re older? Fuggedaboutit.

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    J Short  over 9 years ago

    Much like the development of the California Curmudgeon.

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    whiteheron  over 9 years ago

    I am not a geezer, I am an old fart.Pull my finger, kid.

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    Jack Hattaway  over 9 years ago

    I am so glad I have achieved Geezer status. I can now use the senior moment excuse when I don’t care what you’re talking about and now that I’m a really old Fart, I’ll leave my left turn signal on just to annoy Squirts.

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  5. Idano
    Ida No  over 9 years ago

    Rich – Does Geezer’s song change automatically with each new stage, or is there some kind of retraining period. All I know is the “Thekidzthezedayz, Thekidzthezedayz”, and “Geddoffa Mylawn, Geddoffa Mylawn”.

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    unca jim  over 9 years ago

    Florida Age Classifications;Age55-60; SquirtAge60-65; VeteranAge65-70; Story-TellerAge70-75; RamblerAge75-80; Old FellerAge80-85; Student GeezerAge85-90; GeezerAge90-95 -Old FartPast95: Honorary Pallbearer

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